• Real roasted peanuts

    Like, actually roasted.

  • Protein-packed, crumbly & delicious

    Gains never tasted this soft.

  • Gym-bro tested, macro-friendly

    Built for lifters. And legends.

anonymous gym romantic

🗣️ “Tasted like childhood. Hit like leg day.”

Someone’s gym crush

🗣️ “I cried after the last bite. I wasn’t even sad.”

Dog owner, visibly shaken

🗣️ “I gave a bite to my dog. He doesn’t bark anymore. He just lifts.”

Local gym poet

🗣️ “This isn’t a snack. It’s a storyline 🗿”